lydiallama:

i’m reading darshgarn rumpus and this is actually happening

actual unedited dialogue

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muutie:

auspisstice:

cyberdepressed:

HAVE U EVER NOTICED THAT VAGINAS AND SCHOOL BOTH HAVE 6 LETTERS AND ARE EMPTY HOLES OF NOTHING THAT CAN HOLD SCREAMING CHILDREN FOR 9 MONTHS

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your name is VAGINA SCHOOL and you really FUCKING HATE PERIODS

(Source: madfawn)

mowwwg:

“you can’t wear that!!!! people will get the wrong impression!!!”

the impression that i am a hot babe with an ass that just won’t quit???? honey that ain’t wrong that’s just fact

ghostie00:

so with all of this Yahoo buying Tumblr crap going on
if we ever need a place to relocate there’s always 

zombikki:

veganasfuck:

how many “friend-zoned” guys does it take to change a light bulb? None they’ll just compliment it and get pissed when it won’t screw. 

this is the best joke ever

(Source: amoracomplex)